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[knoxy]

Fakey asked me to prove that he is his own biggest fan and writes his
own fanfic, so here we go:



<kr0dod$su4$***@news.mixmin.net>
"I'm an upstanding and contributing member
of society"

<kqtlo4$3s4$***@news.mixmin.net>
"That's me, classy all the way."

<kqlqli$p0q$***@news.mixmin.net>
"That's me, classy all the way, baby"

<kquh84$8cq$***@news.mixmin.net>
"I'm highly respected in my community, I earn in
the top 2%, I'm an alderman, I contribute to several
socially beneficial institutions."

<kqds1g$uk2$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Remember, I've had a friend"

"My wife will be back in a little over a week,
stupid. She and the kids have gone on learning vacations
every year since the first kid was two years old. Most times
I've gone with them, but I'm extremely busy building an
already successful business into a wildly successful
business right now.

That's why our kids are multilingual, intelligent,
well-traveled and precocious. Because we're engaged parents
who take an active interest in molding our children's
futures to facilitate success. My kids will be CEOs of their
own successful corporations, what with my expertise and
financial backing being there to help them launch and grow."


<kqqv7q$c4m$***@news.mixmin.net>
"The oldest already is co-CEO of his own corporation (me
being the other co-CEO, of course, as he's still under the
age at which he can enter into legally-binding contracts,
and thus needs a signatory)... he'll pay his own way in life
from the moment he goes to college, and he won't have to
slave at a minimum wage job to do so. He's already set in
life. Given that we've been careful to also instill a sound
moral base in our kids, I have every confidence that he'll
grow up to be an outstanding person who continues expanding
his income streams and opportunities throughout his life, as
well as contributing to society in meaningful ways."


<kqds19$uk1$***@news.mixmin.net>
"It says they're privileged, advantaged, have a father who
will see to it they stay on the straight and narrow because
he's an engaged parent actively involved in their lives,
who'll see to it that they use their talents and
intelligence to become successful."


<kqgi8a$j22$***@news.mixmin.net>
"I have no mental problems. I've never taken anything
stronger than 325 mg of aspirin, even after I had foot
surgery for a broken sesamoid bone. I've been through the
toughest of times when I literally didn't have two pennies
to rub together, and I maintained my wit, dignity and class.
I built a real estate business that is growing at an
incredible rate with zero debt. I am raising six wonderful,
incredibly intelligent, precocious and well behaved kids. I
have a wife that most men would kill for."
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Post by knoxy
Fakey asked me to prove that he is his own biggest fan and writes his

[...]

Mmm-hmm. That's a valiant effort that you made there, Knoxy.
I'm not sure that I could have withstood the stink of fish, myself.

Anyway, the catalogue was worth the compilation, if only as
an example to those who come after us.

[Sweetness]

Post by knoxy
Fakey asked me to prove that he is his own biggest fan and writes his
"I'm an upstanding and contributing member
of society"
"That's me, classy all the way."
"That's me, classy all the way, baby"
"I'm highly respected in my community, I earn in
the top 2%, I'm an alderman, I contribute to several
socially beneficial institutions."
"Remember, I've had a friend"
"My wife will be back in a little over a week,
stupid. She and the kids have gone on learning vacations
every year since the first kid was two years old. Most times
I've gone with them, but I'm extremely busy building an
already successful business into a wildly successful
business right now.
That's why our kids are multilingual, intelligent,
well-traveled and precocious. Because we're engaged parents
who take an active interest in molding our children's
futures to facilitate success. My kids will be CEOs of their
own successful corporations, what with my expertise and
financial backing being there to help them launch and grow."
"The oldest already is co-CEO of his own corporation (me
being the other co-CEO, of course, as he's still under the
age at which he can enter into legally-binding contracts,
and thus needs a signatory)... he'll pay his own way in life
from the moment he goes to college, and he won't have to
slave at a minimum wage job to do so. He's already set in
life. Given that we've been careful to also instill a sound
moral base in our kids, I have every confidence that he'll
grow up to be an outstanding person who continues expanding
his income streams and opportunities throughout his life, as
well as contributing to society in meaningful ways."
"It says they're privileged, advantaged, have a father who
will see to it they stay on the straight and narrow because
he's an engaged parent actively involved in their lives,
who'll see to it that they use their talents and
intelligence to become successful."
"I have no mental problems. I've never taken anything
stronger than 325 mg of aspirin, even after I had foot
surgery for a broken sesamoid bone. I've been through the
toughest of times when I literally didn't have two pennies
to rub together, and I maintained my wit, dignity and class.
I built a real estate business that is growing at an
incredible rate with zero debt. I am raising six wonderful,
incredibly intelligent, precocious and well behaved kids. I
have a wife that most men would kill for."

Isn't he the dude who wrote about having to have his "six kids" all DNA
tested to see if they were his or not ?

[I]

Post by Sweetness

Post by knoxy
Fakey asked me to prove that he is his own biggest fan and writes his
"I'm an upstanding and contributing member
of society"
"That's me, classy all the way."
"That's me, classy all the way, baby"
"I'm highly respected in my community, I earn in
the top 2%, I'm an alderman, I contribute to several
socially beneficial institutions."
"Remember, I've had a friend"
"My wife will be back in a little over a week,
stupid. She and the kids have gone on learning vacations
every year since the first kid was two years old. Most times
I've gone with them, but I'm extremely busy building an
already successful business into a wildly successful
business right now.
That's why our kids are multilingual, intelligent,
well-traveled and precocious. Because we're engaged parents
who take an active interest in molding our children's
futures to facilitate success. My kids will be CEOs of their
own successful corporations, what with my expertise and
financial backing being there to help them launch and grow."
"The oldest already is co-CEO of his own corporation (me
being the other co-CEO, of course, as he's still under the
age at which he can enter into legally-binding contracts,
and thus needs a signatory)... he'll pay his own way in life
from the moment he goes to college, and he won't have to
slave at a minimum wage job to do so. He's already set in
life. Given that we've been careful to also instill a sound
moral base in our kids, I have every confidence that he'll
grow up to be an outstanding person who continues expanding
his income streams and opportunities throughout his life, as
well as contributing to society in meaningful ways."
"It says they're privileged, advantaged, have a father who
will see to it they stay on the straight and narrow because
he's an engaged parent actively involved in their lives,
who'll see to it that they use their talents and
intelligence to become successful."
"I have no mental problems. I've never taken anything
stronger than 325 mg of aspirin, even after I had foot
surgery for a broken sesamoid bone. I've been through the
toughest of times when I literally didn't have two pennies
to rub together, and I maintained my wit, dignity and class.
I built a real estate business that is growing at an
incredible rate with zero debt. I am raising six wonderful,
incredibly intelligent, precocious and well behaved kids. I
have a wife that most men would kill for."

Isn't he the dude who wrote about having to have his "six kids" all DNA
tested to see if they were his or not ?

Sort of. When someone insinuated that he might not really be the father of
all these putative children he said that he knew they were because they had
been DNA tested. He later claimed that they had been tested not for
parentage but to make sure they did not have any genetic disorders, but
only as a backpedal to his already ludicrous tale.

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Post by knoxy
Fakey asked me to prove that he is his own biggest fan and writes his
"I'm an upstanding and contributing member
of society"
"That's me, classy all the way."
"That's me, classy all the way, baby"
"I'm highly respected in my community, I earn in
the top 2%, I'm an alderman, I contribute to several
socially beneficial institutions."
"Remember, I've had a friend"
"My wife will be back in a little over a week,
stupid. She and the kids have gone on learning vacations
every year since the first kid was two years old. Most times
I've gone with them, but I'm extremely busy building an
already successful business into a wildly successful
business right now.
That's why our kids are multilingual, intelligent,
well-traveled and precocious. Because we're engaged parents
who take an active interest in molding our children's
futures to facilitate success. My kids will be CEOs of their
own successful corporations, what with my expertise and
financial backing being there to help them launch and grow."
"The oldest already is co-CEO of his own corporation (me
being the other co-CEO, of course, as he's still under the
age at which he can enter into legally-binding contracts,
and thus needs a signatory)... he'll pay his own way in life
from the moment he goes to college, and he won't have to
slave at a minimum wage job to do so. He's already set in
life. Given that we've been careful to also instill a sound
moral base in our kids, I have every confidence that he'll
grow up to be an outstanding person who continues expanding
his income streams and opportunities throughout his life, as
well as contributing to society in meaningful ways."
"It says they're privileged, advantaged, have a father who
will see to it they stay on the straight and narrow because
he's an engaged parent actively involved in their lives,
who'll see to it that they use their talents and
intelligence to become successful."
"I have no mental problems. I've never taken anything
stronger than 325 mg of aspirin, even after I had foot
surgery for a broken sesamoid bone. I've been through the
toughest of times when I literally didn't have two pennies
to rub together, and I maintained my wit, dignity and class.
I built a real estate business that is growing at an
incredible rate with zero debt. I am raising six wonderful,
incredibly intelligent, precocious and well behaved kids. I
have a wife that most men would kill for."

Isn't he the dude who wrote about having to have his "six kids" all DNA
tested to see if they were his or not ?

Sort of. When someone insinuated that he might not really be the father of
all these putative children he said that he knew they were because they had
been DNA tested. He later claimed that they had been tested not for
parentage but to make sure they did not have any genetic disorders, but
only as a backpedal to his already ludicrous tale.

LOL! I'm sure his kids all tested as "perfect". Otherwise, he would
have had to have them euthanized.
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_____________________________________________________________________

"Nov. 1 can't come quickly enough for me. I really, REALLY want to put
that little + in the box for your Creepy Candy Coating on the ballot,
so badly my hand is twitching. And I'm sorely tempted to rustle up a
couple dozen sockpuppets and stuff the ballot box just to make
absolutely sure you "win" it, you fucking lech!"

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_____________________________________________________________________

"You can sit there all you want and spit out all the denial you can
muster, it still doesn't change the fact that you are the current
king shit of the puppeteers in this group."

-Ragnar
_____________________________________________________________________

"You have got to be the biggest butt fucking moron in this place.
You use socks and then admit to it? What the fuck is the point?"

-Ragnar, socked-up as "Wildhare"
_____________________________________________________________________

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Post by knoxy
Fakey asked me to prove that he is his own biggest fan and writes
"I'm an upstanding and contributing member
of society"
"That's me, classy all the way."
"That's me, classy all the way, baby"
"I'm highly respected in my community, I earn in
the top 2%, I'm an alderman, I contribute to several
socially beneficial institutions."
"Remember, I've had a friend"
"My wife will be back in a little over a week,
stupid. She and the kids have gone on learning vacations
every year since the first kid was two years old. Most times
I've gone with them, but I'm extremely busy building an
already successful business into a wildly successful
business right now.
That's why our kids are multilingual, intelligent,
well-traveled and precocious. Because we're engaged parents
who take an active interest in molding our children's
futures to facilitate success. My kids will be CEOs of their
own successful corporations, what with my expertise and
financial backing being there to help them launch and grow."
"The oldest already is co-CEO of his own corporation (me
being the other co-CEO, of course, as he's still under the
age at which he can enter into legally-binding contracts,
and thus needs a signatory)... he'll pay his own way in life
from the moment he goes to college, and he won't have to
slave at a minimum wage job to do so. He's already set in
life. Given that we've been careful to also instill a sound
moral base in our kids, I have every confidence that he'll
grow up to be an outstanding person who continues expanding
his income streams and opportunities throughout his life, as
well as contributing to society in meaningful ways."
"It says they're privileged, advantaged, have a father who
will see to it they stay on the straight and narrow because
he's an engaged parent actively involved in their lives,
who'll see to it that they use their talents and
intelligence to become successful."
"I have no mental problems. I've never taken anything
stronger than 325 mg of aspirin, even after I had foot
surgery for a broken sesamoid bone. I've been through the
toughest of times when I literally didn't have two pennies
to rub together, and I maintained my wit, dignity and class.
I built a real estate business that is growing at an
incredible rate with zero debt. I am raising six wonderful,
incredibly intelligent, precocious and well behaved kids. I
have a wife that most men would kill for."

Isn't he the dude who wrote about having to have his "six kids" all
DNA tested to see if they were his or not ?

Sort of. When someone insinuated that he might not really be the
father of all these putative children he said that he knew they were
because they had been DNA tested. He later claimed that they had
been tested not for parentage but to make sure they did not have any
genetic disorders, but only as a backpedal to his already ludicrous
tale.

LOL! I'm sure his kids all tested as "perfect". Otherwise, he would
have had to have them euthanized.

you can only hope

[Checkmate]

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Post by I

Post by Sweetness

Post by knoxy
Fakey asked me to prove that he is his own biggest fan and writes
"I'm an upstanding and contributing member
of society"
"That's me, classy all the way."
"That's me, classy all the way, baby"
"I'm highly respected in my community, I earn in
the top 2%, I'm an alderman, I contribute to several
socially beneficial institutions."
"Remember, I've had a friend"
"My wife will be back in a little over a week,
stupid. She and the kids have gone on learning vacations
every year since the first kid was two years old. Most times
I've gone with them, but I'm extremely busy building an
already successful business into a wildly successful
business right now.
That's why our kids are multilingual, intelligent,
well-traveled and precocious. Because we're engaged parents
who take an active interest in molding our children's
futures to facilitate success. My kids will be CEOs of their
own successful corporations, what with my expertise and
financial backing being there to help them launch and grow."
"The oldest already is co-CEO of his own corporation (me
being the other co-CEO, of course, as he's still under the
age at which he can enter into legally-binding contracts,
and thus needs a signatory)... he'll pay his own way in life
from the moment he goes to college, and he won't have to
slave at a minimum wage job to do so. He's already set in
life. Given that we've been careful to also instill a sound
moral base in our kids, I have every confidence that he'll
grow up to be an outstanding person who continues expanding
his income streams and opportunities throughout his life, as
well as contributing to society in meaningful ways."
"It says they're privileged, advantaged, have a father who
will see to it they stay on the straight and narrow because
he's an engaged parent actively involved in their lives,
who'll see to it that they use their talents and
intelligence to become successful."
"I have no mental problems. I've never taken anything
stronger than 325 mg of aspirin, even after I had foot
surgery for a broken sesamoid bone. I've been through the
toughest of times when I literally didn't have two pennies
to rub together, and I maintained my wit, dignity and class.
I built a real estate business that is growing at an
incredible rate with zero debt. I am raising six wonderful,
incredibly intelligent, precocious and well behaved kids. I
have a wife that most men would kill for."

Isn't he the dude who wrote about having to have his "six kids" all
DNA tested to see if they were his or not ?

Sort of. When someone insinuated that he might not really be the
father of all these putative children he said that he knew they were
because they had been DNA tested. He later claimed that they had
been tested not for parentage but to make sure they did not have any
genetic disorders, but only as a backpedal to his already ludicrous
tale.

LOL! I'm sure his kids all tested as "perfect". Otherwise, he would
have had to have them euthanized.

you can only hope

You need to reboot... you're Stuck On Stupid again.
--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2013
all rights reserved


I'm Checkmate, and I approve this message...
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"I keep forgetting you've been doing this for so long that it's easy
for you. I can't wait to piss on your grave."

Uncle Steve

Message-ID: <b18ab6cb2c80414-***@gmail.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*, you
Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?"

Paul Derbyshire, socked-up as [tor] Phoenix

Message-ID: <k3ae35$prb$***@news.mixmin.net>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Nov. 1 can't come quickly enough for me. I really, REALLY want to put
that little + in the box for your Creepy Candy Coating on the ballot,
so badly my hand is twitching. And I'm sorely tempted to rustle up a
couple dozen sockpuppets and stuff the ballot box just to make
absolutely sure you "win" it, you fucking lech!"

Paul Derbyshire, socked up as Andrew Wilson

Message-ID: <9870030e-6c49-4f16-af9e-
***@g18g2000vbf.googlegroups.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"You can sit there all you want and spit out all the denial you can
muster, it still doesn't change the fact that you are the current
king shit of the puppeteers in this group."

-Ragnar
_____________________________________________________________________

"You have got to be the biggest butt fucking moron in this place.
You use socks and then admit to it? What the fuck is the point?"

-Ragnar, socked-up as "Wildhare"
_____________________________________________________________________

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Post by knoxy
Fakey asked me to prove that he is his own biggest fan and writes
"I'm an upstanding and contributing member
of society"
"That's me, classy all the way."
"That's me, classy all the way, baby"
"I'm highly respected in my community, I earn in
the top 2%, I'm an alderman, I contribute to several
socially beneficial institutions."
"Remember, I've had a friend"
"My wife will be back in a little over a week,
stupid. She and the kids have gone on learning vacations
every year since the first kid was two years old. Most times
I've gone with them, but I'm extremely busy building an
already successful business into a wildly successful
business right now.
That's why our kids are multilingual, intelligent,
well-traveled and precocious. Because we're engaged parents
who take an active interest in molding our children's
futures to facilitate success. My kids will be CEOs of their
own successful corporations, what with my expertise and
financial backing being there to help them launch and grow."
"The oldest already is co-CEO of his own corporation (me
being the other co-CEO, of course, as he's still under the
age at which he can enter into legally-binding contracts,
and thus needs a signatory)... he'll pay his own way in life
from the moment he goes to college, and he won't have to
slave at a minimum wage job to do so. He's already set in
life. Given that we've been careful to also instill a sound
moral base in our kids, I have every confidence that he'll
grow up to be an outstanding person who continues expanding
his income streams and opportunities throughout his life, as
well as contributing to society in meaningful ways."
"It says they're privileged, advantaged, have a father who
will see to it they stay on the straight and narrow because
he's an engaged parent actively involved in their lives,
who'll see to it that they use their talents and
intelligence to become successful."
"I have no mental problems. I've never taken anything
stronger than 325 mg of aspirin, even after I had foot
surgery for a broken sesamoid bone. I've been through the
toughest of times when I literally didn't have two pennies
to rub together, and I maintained my wit, dignity and class.
I built a real estate business that is growing at an
incredible rate with zero debt. I am raising six wonderful,
incredibly intelligent, precocious and well behaved kids. I
have a wife that most men would kill for."

Isn't he the dude who wrote about having to have his "six kids"
all DNA tested to see if they were his or not ?

Sort of. When someone insinuated that he might not really be the
father of all these putative children he said that he knew they
were because they had been DNA tested. He later claimed that they
had been tested not for parentage but to make sure they did not
have any genetic disorders, but only as a backpedal to his already
ludicrous tale.

LOL! I'm sure his kids all tested as "perfect". Otherwise, he
would have had to have them euthanized.

you can only hope

You need to reboot... you're Stuck On Stupid again.

you can only hope

[Tanzen]

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Post by knoxy
Fakey asked me to prove that he is his own biggest fan and writes
"I'm an upstanding and contributing member
of society"
"That's me, classy all the way."
"That's me, classy all the way, baby"
"I'm highly respected in my community, I earn in
the top 2%, I'm an alderman, I contribute to several
socially beneficial institutions."
"Remember, I've had a friend"
"My wife will be back in a little over a week,
stupid. She and the kids have gone on learning vacations
every year since the first kid was two years old. Most times
I've gone with them, but I'm extremely busy building an
already successful business into a wildly successful
business right now.
That's why our kids are multilingual, intelligent,
well-traveled and precocious. Because we're engaged parents
who take an active interest in molding our children's
futures to facilitate success. My kids will be CEOs of their
own successful corporations, what with my expertise and
financial backing being there to help them launch and grow."
"The oldest already is co-CEO of his own corporation (me
being the other co-CEO, of course, as he's still under the
age at which he can enter into legally-binding contracts,
and thus needs a signatory)... he'll pay his own way in life
from the moment he goes to college, and he won't have to
slave at a minimum wage job to do so. He's already set in
life. Given that we've been careful to also instill a sound
moral base in our kids, I have every confidence that he'll
grow up to be an outstanding person who continues expanding
his income streams and opportunities throughout his life, as
well as contributing to society in meaningful ways."
"It says they're privileged, advantaged, have a father who
will see to it they stay on the straight and narrow because
he's an engaged parent actively involved in their lives,
who'll see to it that they use their talents and
intelligence to become successful."
"I have no mental problems. I've never taken anything
stronger than 325 mg of aspirin, even after I had foot
surgery for a broken sesamoid bone. I've been through the
toughest of times when I literally didn't have two pennies
to rub together, and I maintained my wit, dignity and class.
I built a real estate business that is growing at an
incredible rate with zero debt. I am raising six wonderful,
incredibly intelligent, precocious and well behaved kids. I
have a wife that most men would kill for."

Isn't he the dude who wrote about having to have his "six kids" all
DNA tested to see if they were his or not ?

Sort of. When someone insinuated that he might not really be the
father of all these putative children he said that he knew they were
because they had been DNA tested. He later claimed that they had
been tested not for parentage but to make sure they did not have any
genetic disorders, but only as a backpedal to his already ludicrous
tale.

LOL! I'm sure his kids all tested as "perfect". Otherwise, he would
have had to have them euthanized.

you can only hope

You need to reboot... you're Stuck On Stupid again.

Stuck on Stupid is his favorite setting. It's a place he goes when he's
had his ass cracked to glass shards in little pieces and his ribs are
sticking up in the garden marking the plants.

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Post by knoxy
Fakey asked me to prove that he is his own biggest fan and
"I'm an upstanding and contributing member
of society"
"That's me, classy all the way."
"That's me, classy all the way, baby"
"I'm highly respected in my community, I earn in
the top 2%, I'm an alderman, I contribute to several
socially beneficial institutions."
"Remember, I've had a friend"
"My wife will be back in a little over a week,
stupid. She and the kids have gone on learning vacations
every year since the first kid was two years old. Most times
I've gone with them, but I'm extremely busy building an
already successful business into a wildly successful
business right now.
That's why our kids are multilingual, intelligent,
well-traveled and precocious. Because we're engaged parents
who take an active interest in molding our children's
futures to facilitate success. My kids will be CEOs of their
own successful corporations, what with my expertise and
financial backing being there to help them launch and grow."
"The oldest already is co-CEO of his own corporation (me
being the other co-CEO, of course, as he's still under the
age at which he can enter into legally-binding contracts,
and thus needs a signatory)... he'll pay his own way in life
from the moment he goes to college, and he won't have to
slave at a minimum wage job to do so. He's already set in
life. Given that we've been careful to also instill a sound
moral base in our kids, I have every confidence that he'll
grow up to be an outstanding person who continues expanding
his income streams and opportunities throughout his life, as
well as contributing to society in meaningful ways."
"It says they're privileged, advantaged, have a father who
will see to it they stay on the straight and narrow because
he's an engaged parent actively involved in their lives,
who'll see to it that they use their talents and
intelligence to become successful."
"I have no mental problems. I've never taken anything
stronger than 325 mg of aspirin, even after I had foot
surgery for a broken sesamoid bone. I've been through the
toughest of times when I literally didn't have two pennies
to rub together, and I maintained my wit, dignity and class.
I built a real estate business that is growing at an
incredible rate with zero debt. I am raising six wonderful,
incredibly intelligent, precocious and well behaved kids. I
have a wife that most men would kill for."

Isn't he the dude who wrote about having to have his "six kids"
all DNA tested to see if they were his or not ?

Sort of. When someone insinuated that he might not really be the
father of all these putative children he said that he knew they
were because they had been DNA tested. He later claimed that
they had been tested not for parentage but to make sure they did
not have any genetic disorders, but only as a backpedal to his
already ludicrous tale.

LOL! I'm sure his kids all tested as "perfect". Otherwise, he
would have had to have them euthanized.

you can only hope

You need to reboot... you're Stuck On Stupid again.

Stuck on Stupid is his favorite setting. It's a place he goes when
he's had his ass cracked to glass shards in little pieces and his
ribs are sticking up in the garden marking the plants.

you're obsessed with me nosefender ,
maybe i should start calling you ownedfender

[Checkmate]

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Fakey asked me to prove that he is his own biggest fan and
"I'm an upstanding and contributing member
of society"
"That's me, classy all the way."
"That's me, classy all the way, baby"
"I'm highly respected in my community, I earn in
the top 2%, I'm an alderman, I contribute to several
socially beneficial institutions."
"Remember, I've had a friend"
"My wife will be back in a little over a week,
stupid. She and the kids have gone on learning vacations
every year since the first kid was two years old. Most times
I've gone with them, but I'm extremely busy building an
already successful business into a wildly successful
business right now.
That's why our kids are multilingual, intelligent,
well-traveled and precocious. Because we're engaged parents
who take an active interest in molding our children's
futures to facilitate success. My kids will be CEOs of their
own successful corporations, what with my expertise and
financial backing being there to help them launch and grow."
"The oldest already is co-CEO of his own corporation (me
being the other co-CEO, of course, as he's still under the
age at which he can enter into legally-binding contracts,
and thus needs a signatory)... he'll pay his own way in life
from the moment he goes to college, and he won't have to
slave at a minimum wage job to do so. He's already set in
life. Given that we've been careful to also instill a sound
moral base in our kids, I have every confidence that he'll
grow up to be an outstanding person who continues expanding
his income streams and opportunities throughout his life, as
well as contributing to society in meaningful ways."
"It says they're privileged, advantaged, have a father who
will see to it they stay on the straight and narrow because
he's an engaged parent actively involved in their lives,
who'll see to it that they use their talents and
intelligence to become successful."
"I have no mental problems. I've never taken anything
stronger than 325 mg of aspirin, even after I had foot
surgery for a broken sesamoid bone. I've been through the
toughest of times when I literally didn't have two pennies
to rub together, and I maintained my wit, dignity and class.
I built a real estate business that is growing at an
incredible rate with zero debt. I am raising six wonderful,
incredibly intelligent, precocious and well behaved kids. I
have a wife that most men would kill for."

Isn't he the dude who wrote about having to have his "six kids"
all DNA tested to see if they were his or not ?

Sort of. When someone insinuated that he might not really be the
father of all these putative children he said that he knew they
were because they had been DNA tested. He later claimed that
they had been tested not for parentage but to make sure they did
not have any genetic disorders, but only as a backpedal to his
already ludicrous tale.

LOL! I'm sure his kids all tested as "perfect". Otherwise, he
would have had to have them euthanized.

you can only hope

You need to reboot... you're Stuck On Stupid again.

Stuck on Stupid is his favorite setting. It's a place he goes when
he's had his ass cracked to glass shards in little pieces and his
ribs are sticking up in the garden marking the plants.

you're obsessed with me nosefender ,
maybe i should start calling you ownedfender

hi
--
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co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2013
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that little + in the box for your Creepy Candy Coating on the ballot,
so badly my hand is twitching. And I'm sorely tempted to rustle up a
couple dozen sockpuppets and stuff the ballot box just to make
absolutely sure you "win" it, you fucking lech!"

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muster, it still doesn't change the fact that you are the current
king shit of the puppeteers in this group."

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You use socks and then admit to it? What the fuck is the point?"

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Post by knoxy
Fakey asked me to prove that he is his own biggest fan and
"I'm an upstanding and contributing member
of society"
"That's me, classy all the way."
"That's me, classy all the way, baby"
"I'm highly respected in my community, I earn in
the top 2%, I'm an alderman, I contribute to several
socially beneficial institutions."
"Remember, I've had a friend"
"My wife will be back in a little over a week,
stupid. She and the kids have gone on learning vacations
every year since the first kid was two years old. Most times
I've gone with them, but I'm extremely busy building an
already successful business into a wildly successful
business right now.
That's why our kids are multilingual, intelligent,
well-traveled and precocious. Because we're engaged parents
who take an active interest in molding our children's
futures to facilitate success. My kids will be CEOs of their
own successful corporations, what with my expertise and
financial backing being there to help them launch and grow."
"The oldest already is co-CEO of his own corporation (me
being the other co-CEO, of course, as he's still under the
age at which he can enter into legally-binding contracts,
and thus needs a signatory)... he'll pay his own way in life
from the moment he goes to college, and he won't have to
slave at a minimum wage job to do so. He's already set in
life. Given that we've been careful to also instill a sound
moral base in our kids, I have every confidence that he'll
grow up to be an outstanding person who continues expanding
his income streams and opportunities throughout his life, as
well as contributing to society in meaningful ways."
"It says they're privileged, advantaged, have a father who
will see to it they stay on the straight and narrow because
he's an engaged parent actively involved in their lives,
who'll see to it that they use their talents and
intelligence to become successful."
"I have no mental problems. I've never taken anything
stronger than 325 mg of aspirin, even after I had foot
surgery for a broken sesamoid bone. I've been through the
toughest of times when I literally didn't have two pennies
to rub together, and I maintained my wit, dignity and class.
I built a real estate business that is growing at an
incredible rate with zero debt. I am raising six wonderful,
incredibly intelligent, precocious and well behaved kids. I
have a wife that most men would kill for."

Isn't he the dude who wrote about having to have his "six kids"
all DNA tested to see if they were his or not ?

Sort of. When someone insinuated that he might not really be
the father of all these putative children he said that he knew
they were because they had been DNA tested. He later claimed
that they had been tested not for parentage but to make sure
they did not have any genetic disorders, but only as a
backpedal to his already ludicrous tale.

LOL! I'm sure his kids all tested as "perfect". Otherwise, he
would have had to have them euthanized.

you can only hope

You need to reboot... you're Stuck On Stupid again.

Stuck on Stupid is his favorite setting. It's a place he goes when
he's had his ass cracked to glass shards in little pieces and his
ribs are sticking up in the garden marking the plants.

you're obsessed with me nosefender ,
maybe i should start calling you ownedfender

hi

yo b s'up bodacious day yes

[Thorny Crucifixi.]

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Post by knoxy
Fakey asked me to prove that he is his own biggest fan and writes
"I'm an upstanding and contributing member
of society"
"That's me, classy all the way."
"That's me, classy all the way, baby"
"I'm highly respected in my community, I earn in
the top 2%, I'm an alderman, I contribute to several
socially beneficial institutions."
"Remember, I've had a friend"
"My wife will be back in a little over a week,
stupid. She and the kids have gone on learning vacations
every year since the first kid was two years old. Most times
I've gone with them, but I'm extremely busy building an
already successful business into a wildly successful
business right now.
That's why our kids are multilingual, intelligent,
well-traveled and precocious. Because we're engaged parents
who take an active interest in molding our children's
futures to facilitate success. My kids will be CEOs of their
own successful corporations, what with my expertise and
financial backing being there to help them launch and grow."
"The oldest already is co-CEO of his own corporation (me
being the other co-CEO, of course, as he's still under the
age at which he can enter into legally-binding contracts,
and thus needs a signatory)... he'll pay his own way in life
from the moment he goes to college, and he won't have to
slave at a minimum wage job to do so. He's already set in
life. Given that we've been careful to also instill a sound
moral base in our kids, I have every confidence that he'll
grow up to be an outstanding person who continues expanding
his income streams and opportunities throughout his life, as
well as contributing to society in meaningful ways."
"It says they're privileged, advantaged, have a father who
will see to it they stay on the straight and narrow because
he's an engaged parent actively involved in their lives,
who'll see to it that they use their talents and
intelligence to become successful."
"I have no mental problems. I've never taken anything
stronger than 325 mg of aspirin, even after I had foot
surgery for a broken sesamoid bone. I've been through the
toughest of times when I literally didn't have two pennies
to rub together, and I maintained my wit, dignity and class.
I built a real estate business that is growing at an
incredible rate with zero debt. I am raising six wonderful,
incredibly intelligent, precocious and well behaved kids. I
have a wife that most men would kill for."

Isn't he the dude who wrote about having to have his "six kids" all
DNA tested to see if they were his or not ?

Sort of. When someone insinuated that he might not really be the
father of all these putative children he said that he knew they were
because they had been DNA tested. He later claimed that they had
been tested not for parentage but to make sure they did not have any
genetic disorders, but only as a backpedal to his already ludicrous
tale.

LOL! I'm sure his kids all tested as "perfect". Otherwise, he would
have had to have them euthanized.

you can only hope

You need to reboot... you're Stuck On Stupid again.

Stuck on Stupid is his favorite setting. It's a place he goes when he's
had his ass cracked to glass shards in little pieces and his ribs are
sticking up in the garden marking the plants.

All I can say To ALL of the above is "farkn'ell you guys (and gal)
jump through some hoops readin' that shite!".

Largely all news to me.

/shrug

[happy zombie jebus on the cross]

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Post by knoxy
Fakey asked me to prove that he is his own biggest fan and writes his
"I'm an upstanding and contributing member
of society"
"That's me, classy all the way."
"That's me, classy all the way, baby"
"I'm highly respected in my community, I earn in
the top 2%, I'm an alderman, I contribute to several
socially beneficial institutions."
"Remember, I've had a friend"
"My wife will be back in a little over a week,
stupid. She and the kids have gone on learning vacations
every year since the first kid was two years old. Most times
I've gone with them, but I'm extremely busy building an
already successful business into a wildly successful
business right now.
That's why our kids are multilingual, intelligent,
well-traveled and precocious. Because we're engaged parents
who take an active interest in molding our children's
futures to facilitate success. My kids will be CEOs of their
own successful corporations, what with my expertise and
financial backing being there to help them launch and grow."
"The oldest already is co-CEO of his own corporation (me
being the other co-CEO, of course, as he's still under the
age at which he can enter into legally-binding contracts,
and thus needs a signatory)... he'll pay his own way in life
from the moment he goes to college, and he won't have to
slave at a minimum wage job to do so. He's already set in
life. Given that we've been careful to also instill a sound
moral base in our kids, I have every confidence that he'll
grow up to be an outstanding person who continues expanding
his income streams and opportunities throughout his life, as
well as contributing to society in meaningful ways."
"It says they're privileged, advantaged, have a father who
will see to it they stay on the straight and narrow because
he's an engaged parent actively involved in their lives,
who'll see to it that they use their talents and
intelligence to become successful."
"I have no mental problems. I've never taken anything
stronger than 325 mg of aspirin, even after I had foot
surgery for a broken sesamoid bone. I've been through the
toughest of times when I literally didn't have two pennies
to rub together, and I maintained my wit, dignity and class.
I built a real estate business that is growing at an
incredible rate with zero debt. I am raising six wonderful,
incredibly intelligent, precocious and well behaved kids. I
have a wife that most men would kill for."

Isn't he the dude who wrote about having to have his "six kids" all DNA
tested to see if they were his or not ?

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mhm x v i x i i i

[cipher]

On Wed, 03 Jul 2013 14:54:11 +0100, knoxy Inscribed upon the Golden

Post by knoxy
Fakey asked me to prove that he is his own biggest fan and writes his
"I'm an upstanding and contributing member of society"
"That's me, classy all the way."
"That's me, classy all the way, baby"
"I'm highly respected in my community, I earn in the top 2%, I'm an
alderman, I contribute to several socially beneficial institutions."
"Remember, I've had a friend"
"My wife will be back in a little over a week,
stupid. She and the kids have gone on learning vacations every year
since the first kid was two years old. Most times I've gone with them,
but I'm extremely busy building an already successful business into a
wildly successful business right now.
That's why our kids are multilingual, intelligent,
well-traveled and precocious. Because we're engaged parents who take an
active interest in molding our children's futures to facilitate success.
My kids will be CEOs of their own successful corporations, what with my
expertise and financial backing being there to help them launch and
grow."
"The oldest already is co-CEO of his own corporation (me being the other
co-CEO, of course, as he's still under the age at which he can enter
into legally-binding contracts,
and thus needs a signatory)... he'll pay his own way in life from the
moment he goes to college, and he won't have to slave at a minimum wage
job to do so. He's already set in life. Given that we've been careful to
also instill a sound moral base in our kids, I have every confidence
that he'll grow up to be an outstanding person who continues expanding
his income streams and opportunities throughout his life, as well as
contributing to society in meaningful ways."
"It says they're privileged, advantaged, have a father who will see to
it they stay on the straight and narrow because he's an engaged parent
actively involved in their lives,
who'll see to it that they use their talents and intelligence to become
successful."
"I have no mental problems. I've never taken anything stronger than 325
mg of aspirin, even after I had foot surgery for a broken sesamoid bone.
I've been through the toughest of times when I literally didn't have two
pennies to rub together, and I maintained my wit, dignity and class.
I built a real estate business that is growing at an incredible rate
with zero debt. I am raising six wonderful, incredibly intelligent,
precocious and well behaved kids. I have a wife that most men would kill
for."

Jesus H. Tap Dancing Christ but what a load of fantasy snakeshit this
is!! Its all too perfect, even the addition of the implied Horatio
Algeresque beginning.

I suspect that maost, if not all, of these elements are fabricated from
whole cloth. He works at a decent enough job, but mentally masturbates
to this Real Estate Tycoon fantasy. IF, note a big if, he has a wife,
she;s probably his high school sweetheart. She's probably far grounded
in reality than SheepBoi, probably manages the household finances.

Six Kids? Doubtful. All A-List good looking Rhodes Fucking Scholars
perfect in every way kinda kids? It is to laugh.

He is bitter because he sees that all the dreams of his youth are not
gonna come true and this fantasy world is the only thing keeping him from
putting on mother's wedding dress, climbing the local water tower and
firing on the unsuspecting people below who are the reason and cause for
all his failures.

What a truly pathetic piece of shit...

[Checkmate]

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Post by cipher
On Wed, 03 Jul 2013 14:54:11 +0100, knoxy Inscribed upon the Golden

Post by knoxy
Fakey asked me to prove that he is his own biggest fan and writes his
"I'm an upstanding and contributing member of society"
"That's me, classy all the way."
"That's me, classy all the way, baby"
"I'm highly respected in my community, I earn in the top 2%, I'm an
alderman, I contribute to several socially beneficial institutions."
"Remember, I've had a friend"
"My wife will be back in a little over a week,
stupid. She and the kids have gone on learning vacations every year
since the first kid was two years old. Most times I've gone with them,
but I'm extremely busy building an already successful business into a
wildly successful business right now.
That's why our kids are multilingual, intelligent,
well-traveled and precocious. Because we're engaged parents who take an
active interest in molding our children's futures to facilitate success.
My kids will be CEOs of their own successful corporations, what with my
expertise and financial backing being there to help them launch and
grow."
"The oldest already is co-CEO of his own corporation (me being the other
co-CEO, of course, as he's still under the age at which he can enter
into legally-binding contracts,
and thus needs a signatory)... he'll pay his own way in life from the
moment he goes to college, and he won't have to slave at a minimum wage
job to do so. He's already set in life. Given that we've been careful to
also instill a sound moral base in our kids, I have every confidence
that he'll grow up to be an outstanding person who continues expanding
his income streams and opportunities throughout his life, as well as
contributing to society in meaningful ways."
"It says they're privileged, advantaged, have a father who will see to
it they stay on the straight and narrow because he's an engaged parent
actively involved in their lives,
who'll see to it that they use their talents and intelligence to become
successful."
"I have no mental problems. I've never taken anything stronger than 325
mg of aspirin, even after I had foot surgery for a broken sesamoid bone.
I've been through the toughest of times when I literally didn't have two
pennies to rub together, and I maintained my wit, dignity and class.
I built a real estate business that is growing at an incredible rate
with zero debt. I am raising six wonderful, incredibly intelligent,
precocious and well behaved kids. I have a wife that most men would kill
for."

Jesus H. Tap Dancing Christ but what a load of fantasy snakeshit this
is!! Its all too perfect, even the addition of the implied Horatio
Algeresque beginning.
I suspect that maost, if not all, of these elements are fabricated from
whole cloth. He works at a decent enough job, but mentally masturbates
to this Real Estate Tycoon fantasy. IF, note a big if, he has a wife,
she;s probably his high school sweetheart. She's probably far grounded
in reality than SheepBoi, probably manages the household finances.
Six Kids? Doubtful. All A-List good looking Rhodes Fucking Scholars
perfect in every way kinda kids? It is to laugh.
He is bitter because he sees that all the dreams of his youth are not
gonna come true and this fantasy world is the only thing keeping him from
putting on mother's wedding dress, climbing the local water tower and
firing on the unsuspecting people below who are the reason and cause for
all his failures.
What a truly pathetic piece of shit...

I've always said he was just a rifle and a bell tower away from making
the evening news. Keeping him busy on Usenet is sort of like a public
service.
--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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"Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*, you
Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?"

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"Nov. 1 can't come quickly enough for me. I really, REALLY want to put
that little + in the box for your Creepy Candy Coating on the ballot,
so badly my hand is twitching. And I'm sorely tempted to rustle up a
couple dozen sockpuppets and stuff the ballot box just to make
absolutely sure you "win" it, you fucking lech!"

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_____________________________________________________________________

"You can sit there all you want and spit out all the denial you can
muster, it still doesn't change the fact that you are the current
king shit of the puppeteers in this group."

-Ragnar
_____________________________________________________________________

"You have got to be the biggest butt fucking moron in this place.
You use socks and then admit to it? What the fuck is the point?"

-Ragnar, socked-up as "Wildhare"
_____________________________________________________________________

[[Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler]

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>

Dave A. Howard the Coward (aka cipher the substandard kook),

Post by cipher
Jesus H. Tap Dancing Christ but what a load of fantasy snakeshit this
is!! Its all too perfect, even the addition of the implied Horatio
Algeresque beginning.
I suspect that maost, if not all, of these elements are fabricated from
whole cloth. He works at a decent enough job, but mentally masturbates
to this Real Estate Tycoon fantasy. IF, note a big if, he has a wife,
she;s probably his high school sweetheart. She's probably far grounded
in reality than SheepBoi, probably manages the household finances.
Six Kids? Doubtful. All A-List good looking Rhodes Fucking Scholars
perfect in every way kinda kids? It is to laugh.
He is bitter because he sees that all the dreams of his youth are not
gonna come true and this fantasy world is the only thing keeping him from
putting on mother's wedding dress, climbing the local water tower and
firing on the unsuspecting people below who are the reason and cause for
all his failures.
What a truly pathetic piece of shit...

Bwahahaha! Nothing like meltdown fanfic to prove you're a
spanked kook, Dave.

<snicker>
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https://groups.google.com/forum/#!original/alt.usenet.kooks/DXOhCQqYHww/LhguUgm9qKgJ

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[[Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler]

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>

knoxy, in

Post by knoxy
Fakey asked me to prove that he is his own biggest fan and writes his
"I'm an upstanding and contributing member
of society"
"That's me, classy all the way."
"That's me, classy all the way, baby"
"I'm highly respected in my community, I earn in
the top 2%, I'm an alderman, I contribute to several
socially beneficial institutions."
"Remember, I've had a friend"
"My wife will be back in a little over a week,
stupid. She and the kids have gone on learning vacations
every year since the first kid was two years old. Most times
I've gone with them, but I'm extremely busy building an
already successful business into a wildly successful
business right now.
That's why our kids are multilingual, intelligent,
well-traveled and precocious. Because we're engaged parents
who take an active interest in molding our children's
futures to facilitate success. My kids will be CEOs of their
own successful corporations, what with my expertise and
financial backing being there to help them launch and grow."
"The oldest already is co-CEO of his own corporation (me
being the other co-CEO, of course, as he's still under the
age at which he can enter into legally-binding contracts,
and thus needs a signatory)... he'll pay his own way in life
from the moment he goes to college, and he won't have to
slave at a minimum wage job to do so. He's already set in
life. Given that we've been careful to also instill a sound
moral base in our kids, I have every confidence that he'll
grow up to be an outstanding person who continues expanding
his income streams and opportunities throughout his life, as
well as contributing to society in meaningful ways."
"It says they're privileged, advantaged, have a father who
will see to it they stay on the straight and narrow because
he's an engaged parent actively involved in their lives,
who'll see to it that they use their talents and
intelligence to become successful."
"I have no mental problems. I've never taken anything
stronger than 325 mg of aspirin, even after I had foot
surgery for a broken sesamoid bone. I've been through the
toughest of times when I literally didn't have two pennies
to rub together, and I maintained my wit, dignity and class.
I built a real estate business that is growing at an
incredible rate with zero debt. I am raising six wonderful,
incredibly intelligent, precocious and well behaved kids. I
have a wife that most men would kill for."

Wow, thanks for working hard to prove my pwnership of you,
obsesso-kook. Well, that and you proved that you're either
too fucking lazy or too fucking stupid to dig back more than
a handful of days in the archives for your meltdown.

So I'm grading you with a F+. You failed, but at least you
tried, and that's all we can ask of the mentally disabled.

<snicker>
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http://narkive.com/wkEQTddY

http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?STYPE=msgid&A=0&MSGI=%3Ckqrv9s%24t7e%245%40news.mixmin.net%3E

http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=137272500000

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.usenet.kooks/DXOhCQqYHww

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[happy zombie jebus on the cross]

On Thu, 4 Jul 2013 06:15:41 +0000 (UTC), [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler

Post by [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>
knoxy, in

Post by knoxy
Fakey asked me to prove that he is his own biggest fan and writes his
"I'm an upstanding and contributing member
of society"
"That's me, classy all the way."
"That's me, classy all the way, baby"
"I'm highly respected in my community, I earn in
the top 2%, I'm an alderman, I contribute to several
socially beneficial institutions."
"Remember, I've had a friend"
"My wife will be back in a little over a week,
stupid. She and the kids have gone on learning vacations
every year since the first kid was two years old. Most times
I've gone with them, but I'm extremely busy building an
already successful business into a wildly successful
business right now.
That's why our kids are multilingual, intelligent,
well-traveled and precocious. Because we're engaged parents
who take an active interest in molding our children's
futures to facilitate success. My kids will be CEOs of their
own successful corporations, what with my expertise and
financial backing being there to help them launch and grow."
"The oldest already is co-CEO of his own corporation (me
being the other co-CEO, of course, as he's still under the
age at which he can enter into legally-binding contracts,
and thus needs a signatory)... he'll pay his own way in life
from the moment he goes to college, and he won't have to
slave at a minimum wage job to do so. He's already set in
life. Given that we've been careful to also instill a sound
moral base in our kids, I have every confidence that he'll
grow up to be an outstanding person who continues expanding
his income streams and opportunities throughout his life, as
well as contributing to society in meaningful ways."
"It says they're privileged, advantaged, have a father who
will see to it they stay on the straight and narrow because
he's an engaged parent actively involved in their lives,
who'll see to it that they use their talents and
intelligence to become successful."
"I have no mental problems. I've never taken anything
stronger than 325 mg of aspirin, even after I had foot
surgery for a broken sesamoid bone. I've been through the
toughest of times when I literally didn't have two pennies
to rub together, and I maintained my wit, dignity and class.
I built a real estate business that is growing at an
incredible rate with zero debt. I am raising six wonderful,
incredibly intelligent, precocious and well behaved kids. I
have a wife that most men would kill for."

Wow, thanks for working hard to prove my pwnership of you,
obsesso-kook. Well, that and you proved that you're either
too fucking lazy or too fucking stupid to dig back more than
a handful of days in the archives for your meltdown.

all i got was 'fuck! i post way to much 'fanfic' about myself, a few days is more than enough to
hang me by my own words'.

Post by [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
So I'm grading you with a F+. You failed, but at least you
tried, and that's all we can ask of the mentally disabled.
<snicker>

--

mhm x v i x i i i

[[Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler]

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>

happy zombie jebus on the cross (aka Rocky BoPeep the Sheep
Rapist, aka PoofterKook), in

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^^^^^^^^
Up bright and early to start your unemployable pissbum
screedathon, are you, Rocky BoPeep the Sheep Rapist?

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On Thu, 4 Jul 2013 06:15:41 +0000 (UTC), [Tor]
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler

Post by [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>
knoxy the beard wife, in

Post by knoxy
Fakey asked

Commanded, actually. And she complied like a good little
kook. Now you kooks melt down over it.

<snicker>

Post by [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler

Post by knoxy
me to prove that he is his own biggest fan and writes his
"I'm an upstanding and contributing member
of society"
"That's me, classy all the way."
"That's me, classy all the way, baby"
"I'm highly respected in my community, I earn in
the top 2%, I'm an alderman, I contribute to several
socially beneficial institutions."
"Remember, I've had a friend"
"My wife will be back in a little over a week,
stupid. She and the kids have gone on learning vacations
every year since the first kid was two years old. Most times
I've gone with them, but I'm extremely busy building an
already successful business into a wildly successful
business right now.
That's why our kids are multilingual, intelligent,
well-traveled and precocious. Because we're engaged parents
who take an active interest in molding our children's
futures to facilitate success. My kids will be CEOs of their
own successful corporations, what with my expertise and
financial backing being there to help them launch and grow."
"The oldest already is co-CEO of his own corporation (me
being the other co-CEO, of course, as he's still under the
age at which he can enter into legally-binding contracts,
and thus needs a signatory)... he'll pay his own way in life
from the moment he goes to college, and he won't have to
slave at a minimum wage job to do so. He's already set in
life. Given that we've been careful to also instill a sound
moral base in our kids, I have every confidence that he'll
grow up to be an outstanding person who continues expanding
his income streams and opportunities throughout his life, as
well as contributing to society in meaningful ways."
"It says they're privileged, advantaged, have a father who
will see to it they stay on the straight and narrow because
he's an engaged parent actively involved in their lives,
who'll see to it that they use their talents and
intelligence to become successful."
"I have no mental problems. I've never taken anything
stronger than 325 mg of aspirin, even after I had foot
surgery for a broken sesamoid bone. I've been through the
toughest of times when I literally didn't have two pennies
to rub together, and I maintained my wit, dignity and class.
I built a real estate business that is growing at an
incredible rate with zero debt. I am raising six wonderful,
incredibly intelligent, precocious and well behaved kids. I
have a wife that most men would kill for."

Wow, thanks for working hard to prove my pwnership of you,
obsesso-kook. Well, that and you proved that you're either
too fucking lazy or too fucking stupid to dig back more than
a handful of days in the archives for your meltdown.

all i got was 'fuck! i post way to much 'fanfic' about
myself, a few days is more than enough to
hang me by my own words'.

Translation:
"I'll claim any words to be whatever I can, to gain even one
point against him, because so far I've failed miserably in
doing so... maybe if I screed really *really* hard all day
long and spam even *more*... yeah! yeah, that'll work!"

Post by [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
So I'm grading you with a F+. You failed, but at least you
tried, and that's all we can ask of the mentally disabled.
<snicker>

<snicker>
--
[ ] Check this box to end your abject humiliation.

/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.

databasix.com netbasix.net ncfast.net usfast.net flfast.net:
all branches of the same malignant tree.

June 2013 Kook Awards Voting Ballot:

Message-ID: <kqrv9s$t7e$***@news.mixmin.net>

http://alt.usenet.kooks.narkive.com/wkEQTddY/june-2013-kook-awards-official-voting-ballot

http://narkive.com/wkEQTddY

http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?STYPE=msgid&A=0&MSGI=%3Ckqrv9s%24t7e%245%40news.mixmin.net%3E

http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=137272500000

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.usenet.kooks/DXOhCQqYHww

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!original/alt.usenet.kooks/DXOhCQqYHww/LhguUgm9qKgJ

https://groups.google.com/forum/message/raw?msg=alt.usenet.kooks/DXOhCQqYHww/LhguUgm9qKgJ

[happy zombie jebus on the cross]

On Fri, 5 Jul 2013 13:48:50 +0000 (UTC), [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler

Post by [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>
happy zombie jebus on the cross (aka Rocky BoPeep the Sheep
Rapist, aka PoofterKook), in

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^^^^^^^^

you seem somewhat obsessed with what time i was online. why would that be?

Post by [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Up bright and early to start your unemployable pissbum
screedathon, are you, Rocky BoPeep the Sheep Rapist?

unlike you, i don't have a mummywife telling me when to go to bed and get up. when you grow up, you
can go to bed and get up when ewe want :)

Post by [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler

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On Thu, 4 Jul 2013 06:15:41 +0000 (UTC), [Tor]
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler

Post by [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>
knoxy the beard wife, in

Post by knoxy
Fakey asked

Commanded, actually. And she complied like a good little
kook. Now you kooks melt down over it.

you are not in command of yourself, command of anything or anyone is far beyond your skill set.

Post by [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
<snicker>

Post by [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler

Post by knoxy
me to prove that he is his own biggest fan and writes his
"I'm an upstanding and contributing member
of society"
"That's me, classy all the way."
"That's me, classy all the way, baby"
"I'm highly respected in my community, I earn in
the top 2%, I'm an alderman, I contribute to several
socially beneficial institutions."
"Remember, I've had a friend"
"My wife will be back in a little over a week,
stupid. She and the kids have gone on learning vacations
every year since the first kid was two years old. Most times
I've gone with them, but I'm extremely busy building an
already successful business into a wildly successful
business right now.
That's why our kids are multilingual, intelligent,
well-traveled and precocious. Because we're engaged parents
who take an active interest in molding our children's
futures to facilitate success. My kids will be CEOs of their
own successful corporations, what with my expertise and
financial backing being there to help them launch and grow."
"The oldest already is co-CEO of his own corporation (me
being the other co-CEO, of course, as he's still under the
age at which he can enter into legally-binding contracts,
and thus needs a signatory)... he'll pay his own way in life
from the moment he goes to college, and he won't have to
slave at a minimum wage job to do so. He's already set in
life. Given that we've been careful to also instill a sound
moral base in our kids, I have every confidence that he'll
grow up to be an outstanding person who continues expanding
his income streams and opportunities throughout his life, as
well as contributing to society in meaningful ways."
"It says they're privileged, advantaged, have a father who
will see to it they stay on the straight and narrow because
he's an engaged parent actively involved in their lives,
who'll see to it that they use their talents and
intelligence to become successful."
"I have no mental problems. I've never taken anything
stronger than 325 mg of aspirin, even after I had foot
surgery for a broken sesamoid bone. I've been through the
toughest of times when I literally didn't have two pennies
to rub together, and I maintained my wit, dignity and class.
I built a real estate business that is growing at an
incredible rate with zero debt. I am raising six wonderful,
incredibly intelligent, precocious and well behaved kids. I
have a wife that most men would kill for."

Wow, thanks for working hard to prove my pwnership of you,
obsesso-kook. Well, that and you proved that you're either
too fucking lazy or too fucking stupid to dig back more than
a handful of days in the archives for your meltdown.

all i got was 'fuck! i post way to much 'fanfic' about
myself, a few days is more than enough to
hang me by my own words'.

"I'll claim any words to be whatever I can, to gain even one
point against him, because so far I've failed miserably in
doing so... maybe if I screed really *really* hard all day
long and spam even *more*... yeah! yeah, that'll work!"

'bleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.'

Post by [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler

Post by [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
So I'm grading you with a F+. You failed, but at least you
tried, and that's all we can ask of the mentally disabled.
<snicker>

<snicker>

--

mhm x v i x i i i

[[Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler]

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>

happy zombie jebus on the cross (aka Rocky BoPeep the Sheep
Rapist, aka PoofterKook), in

Post by happy zombie jebus on the cross
On Fri, 5 Jul 2013 13:48:50 +0000 (UTC), [Tor]
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler

Post by [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>
happy zombie jebus on the cross (aka Rocky BoPeep the Sheep
Rapist, aka PoofterKook), in

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you seem somewhat obsessed with what time i was online. why would that be?

Just documenting that you're an unemployable pissbum
screeding at all hours, that's all.

Post by happy zombie jebus on the cross

Post by [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Up bright and early to start your unemployable pissbum
screedathon, are you, Rocky BoPeep the Sheep Rapist?

unlike you, i don't have a mummywife

No, you have a beard wife, PoofterKook.

Post by happy zombie jebus on the cross
telling me when to go to bed and get up. when you grow up, you
can go to bed and get up when ewe want :)

Grownups who have jobs and responsibilities have to go to
work, Unemployable Pissbum, which means they can't be up at
all hours screeding to usenet like you are.

Post by happy zombie jebus on the cross

Post by [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler

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On Thu, 4 Jul 2013 06:15:41 +0000 (UTC), [Tor]
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler

Post by [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>
knoxy the beard wife, in

Post by knoxy
Fakey asked

Commanded, actually. And she complied like a good little
kook. Now you kooks melt down over it.

you are not in command of yourself, command of anything or
anyone is far beyond your skill set.

Says the mental case who's not even in command of his own
mind without prodigious quantities of psychotropic drugs.

Post by happy zombie jebus on the cross

Post by [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
<snicker>

Post by [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler

Post by knoxy
me to prove that he is his own biggest fan and writes his
"I'm an upstanding and contributing member
of society"
"That's me, classy all the way."
"That's me, classy all the way, baby"
"I'm highly respected in my community, I earn in
the top 2%, I'm an alderman, I contribute to several
socially beneficial institutions."
"Remember, I've had a friend"
"My wife will be back in a little over a week,
stupid. She and the kids have gone on learning vacations
every year since the first kid was two years old. Most times
I've gone with them, but I'm extremely busy building an
already successful business into a wildly successful
business right now.
That's why our kids are multilingual, intelligent,
well-traveled and precocious. Because we're engaged parents
who take an active interest in molding our children's
futures to facilitate success. My kids will be CEOs of their
own successful corporations, what with my expertise and
financial backing being there to help them launch and grow."
"The oldest already is co-CEO of his own corporation (me
being the other co-CEO, of course, as he's still under the
age at which he can enter into legally-binding contracts,
and thus needs a signatory)... he'll pay his own way in life
from the moment he goes to college, and he won't have to
slave at a minimum wage job to do so. He's already set in
life. Given that we've been careful to also instill a sound
moral base in our kids, I have every confidence that he'll
grow up to be an outstanding person who continues expanding
his income streams and opportunities throughout his life, as
well as contributing to society in meaningful ways."
"It says they're privileged, advantaged, have a father who
will see to it they stay on the straight and narrow because
he's an engaged parent actively involved in their lives,
who'll see to it that they use their talents and
intelligence to become successful."
"I have no mental problems. I've never taken anything
stronger than 325 mg of aspirin, even after I had foot
surgery for a broken sesamoid bone. I've been through the
toughest of times when I literally didn't have two pennies
to rub together, and I maintained my wit, dignity and class.
I built a real estate business that is growing at an
incredible rate with zero debt. I am raising six wonderful,
incredibly intelligent, precocious and well behaved kids. I
have a wife that most men would kill for."

Wow, thanks for working hard to prove my pwnership of you,
obsesso-kook. Well, that and you proved that you're either
too fucking lazy or too fucking stupid to dig back more than
a handful of days in the archives for your meltdown.

all i got was 'fuck! i post way to much 'fanfic' about
myself, a few days is more than enough to
hang me by my own words'.

"I'll claim any words to be whatever I can, to gain even one
point against him, because so far I've failed miserably in
doing so... maybe if I screed really *really* hard all day
long and spam even *more*... yeah! yeah, that'll work!"

'bleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.'

Up your meds dosage, bleating mental case.

Post by happy zombie jebus on the cross

Post by [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler

Post by [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
So I'm grading you with a F+. You failed, but at least you
tried, and that's all we can ask of the mentally disabled.
<snicker>

<snicker>

<snicker>
--
[ ] Check this box to end your abject humiliation.

/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.

databasix.com netbasix.net ncfast.net usfast.net flfast.net:
all branches of the same malignant tree.

June 2013 Kook Awards Voting Ballot:

Message-ID: <kqrv9s$t7e$***@news.mixmin.net>

http://alt.usenet.kooks.narkive.com/wkEQTddY/june-2013-kook-awards-official-voting-ballot

http://narkive.com/wkEQTddY

http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?STYPE=msgid&A=0&MSGI=%3Ckqrv9s%24t7e%245%40news.mixmin.net%3E

http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=137272500000

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.usenet.kooks/DXOhCQqYHww

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!original/alt.usenet.kooks/DXOhCQqYHww/LhguUgm9qKgJ

https://groups.google.com/forum/message/raw?msg=alt.usenet.kooks/DXOhCQqYHww/LhguUgm9qKgJ

[r***@127.0.0.1]

Post by knoxy
Fakey asked me to prove that he is his own biggest fan and writes his
"I'm an upstanding and contributing member
of society"
"That's me, classy all the way."
"That's me, classy all the way, baby"
"I'm highly respected in my community, I earn in
the top 2%, I'm an alderman, I contribute to several
socially beneficial institutions."
"Remember, I've had a friend"
"My wife will be back in a little over a week,
stupid. She and the kids have gone on learning vacations
every year since the first kid was two years old. Most times
I've gone with them, but I'm extremely busy building an
already successful business into a wildly successful
business right now.
That's why our kids are multilingual, intelligent,
well-traveled and precocious. Because we're engaged parents
who take an active interest in molding our children's
futures to facilitate success. My kids will be CEOs of their
own successful corporations, what with my expertise and
financial backing being there to help them launch and grow."
"The oldest already is co-CEO of his own corporation (me
being the other co-CEO, of course, as he's still under the
age at which he can enter into legally-binding contracts,
and thus needs a signatory)... he'll pay his own way in life
from the moment he goes to college, and he won't have to
slave at a minimum wage job to do so. He's already set in
life. Given that we've been careful to also instill a sound
moral base in our kids, I have every confidence that he'll
grow up to be an outstanding person who continues expanding
his income streams and opportunities throughout his life, as
well as contributing to society in meaningful ways."
"It says they're privileged, advantaged, have a father who
will see to it they stay on the straight and narrow because
he's an engaged parent actively involved in their lives,
who'll see to it that they use their talents and
intelligence to become successful."
"I have no mental problems. I've never taken anything
stronger than 325 mg of aspirin, even after I had foot
surgery for a broken sesamoid bone. I've been through the
toughest of times when I literally didn't have two pennies
to rub together, and I maintained my wit, dignity and class.
I built a real estate business that is growing at an
incredible rate with zero debt. I am raising six wonderful,
incredibly intelligent, precocious and well behaved kids. I
have a wife that most men would kill for."

Hilarious!

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus]

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Robert M. Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka DildoRider) of
5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as
***@127.0.0.1, in <news:***@benson.localdomain> did
thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again on Date: Tue, 09 Jun
2015 13:15:17 -0400:

No job to go to, Pwned Pissbum? LOL

Post by r***@127.0.0.1

Post by knoxy
Fakey asked me to prove that he is his own biggest fan and writes his
"I'm an upstanding and contributing member of society"
"That's me, classy all the way."
"That's me, classy all the way, baby"
"I'm highly respected in my community, I earn in
the top 2%, I'm an alderman, I contribute to several
socially beneficial institutions."
"Remember, I've had a friend"
"My wife will be back in a little over a week,
stupid. She and the kids have gone on learning vacations
every year since the first kid was two years old. Most times
I've gone with them, but I'm extremely busy building an
already successful business into a wildly successful
business right now.
That's why our kids are multilingual, intelligent,
well-traveled and precocious. Because we're engaged parents
who take an active interest in molding our children's
futures to facilitate success. My kids will be CEOs of their
own successful corporations, what with my expertise and
financial backing being there to help them launch and grow."
"The oldest already is co-CEO of his own corporation (me
being the other co-CEO, of course, as he's still under the
age at which he can enter into legally-binding contracts,
and thus needs a signatory)... he'll pay his own way in life
from the moment he goes to college, and he won't have to
slave at a minimum wage job to do so. He's already set in
life. Given that we've been careful to also instill a sound
moral base in our kids, I have every confidence that he'll
grow up to be an outstanding person who continues expanding
his income streams and opportunities throughout his life, as
well as contributing to society in meaningful ways."
"It says they're privileged, advantaged, have a father who
will see to it they stay on the straight and narrow because
he's an engaged parent actively involved in their lives,
who'll see to it that they use their talents and
intelligence to become successful."
"I have no mental problems. I've never taken anything
stronger than 325 mg of aspirin, even after I had foot
surgery for a broken sesamoid bone. I've been through the
toughest of times when I literally didn't have two pennies
to rub together, and I maintained my wit, dignity and class.
I built a real estate business that is growing at an
incredible rate with zero debt. I am raising six wonderful,
incredibly intelligent, precocious and well behaved kids. I
have a wife that most men would kill for."

Hilarious!

Yeah, it's hilarious that you're so pwned that you've now gone through
two full years of posts in the past 72 hours. LOL

Pwned. Fully, thoroughly, completely pwned. And jealous. And stalking
me.

<snicker>
--
Wherein I shred Burnore's version of events
(read: Burnore's lies) with the truth... liars lie, it's what
Convicted Child Molester Gary Lee 'DiddleTard' Burnore does:
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
<https://groups.google.com/forum/#!original/alt.usenet.kooks/Ejc0ZFJyF00/SpW4kc6UoUcJ>

Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
<https://groups.google.com/forum/#!original/alt.usenet.kooks/Ejc0ZFJyF00/SpW4kc6UoUcJ>

Message-ID: <kiunju$dgm$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
<https://groups.google.com/forum/#!original/alt.usenet.kooks/uCvjWySm7X8/0Ki8Nq3SsswJ>

Gary Lee Burnore
137 Meadowbrook Lane
Davidson, NC 28036

SSN: 316-70-3613
DOB: 10-13-1957
BORN: Southbend, IN

Operator of the Databasix.com NNTP server, and the
following domains:
netbasix.net
usfast.net
ncfast.net

Databasix.com was recently shut down and has purportedly
been bought and set up again by another person of similar
ilk as Gary Lee Burnore. Some believe it is Mr. Burnore,
under a false name.

Gary Lee Burnore was convicted of sexually molesting a minor
in 1997 in California.

Police Narrative Pages 1-7
http://bayimg.com/haNigAaBd
http://bayimg.com/hanIIaaBd
http://bayimg.com/HaNIlAabd
http://bayimg.com/hAnimaaBD
http://bayimg.com/IANIaaAbD
http://bayimg.com/iaNicaabd
http://bayimg.com/iAnidaabd

Gary Lee Burnore's police confession:
http://bayimg.com/PANCHAaBd

His conviction brought with it the requirement that he
register for life as a sexual offender in any state he
resided in:

Gary Lee Burnore's signed Sexual Offender Registration form:
http://bayimg.com/nanioAAbD

The above, zoomed in:
http://bayimg.com/OANiMAABD

Rather than face what he'd done, Gary Lee Burnore violated
his probation to avoid the consequences of his sexual
offender conviction and its lifetime registration
requirement. He secretly absconded from CA to NC; attempted
to evade his probation officer; failed to register as a
convicted sexual offender; failed to attend court-ordered
psychological counseling; and tried to evade paying victim
restitution. For his efforts, CA hauled him back into court
and petitioned to revoke his probation:

Petition To Revoke Probation Pages 1-3
http://bayimg.com/LaNihAaBd
http://bayimg.com/laniLAABd
http://bayimg.com/LANiOAabd

Because of an inconsistency in the legalese between the
California Interstate Compact for Adult Offender
Supervision (CA ICAOS) board and the NC ICAOS board, Gary
Lee Burnore was able to get his conviction pleaded down
to "Assault On Female" in North Carolina (except for that,
he'd be listed on the NC Department of Public Safety
website as a Convicted Sexual Offender, registered for
life as a sexual predator):

North Carolina Department Of Public Safety (NC DPS):
http://webapps6.doc.state.nc.us/opi/viewoffender.do?method=view&offenderID=0594483

Short URL:
http://goo.gl/FSN0W

You'll notice on the website directly above that Gary Lee
Burnore is listed as a "California Interstate Compact
Offender".

There are only three ways to get listed on the CA ICAOS
list:
Narcotics Offender
Arson Offender
Sexual Offender

Gary Lee Burnore, despite his denials, is a convicted
sexual offender, and we know this from the scanned
documents above, and because he REMAINS on the NC
Department of Public Safety website as a California
Interstate Compact Offender. If he were either of the
other two types of offender (Narcotics, Arson), he'd have
aged off the CA ICAOS list by now, but convicted sexual
offenders are listed for life.

Gary Lee Burnore has already admitted that the record on
that NC DPS page is his:

Message-ID: <jjtrbk$liq$***@reader1.panix.com>
Gary Lee Burnore describes why he got the reckless
driving conviction reflected in his NC DPS record:
"I did a reverse 180 and then a rolling burnout on a bet.
Naturally, cop saw me. Google Reverse 180. THEN google 66
Newport. You'll see why it was spectacular. Well worth
three days picking up leaves. ;)"

Note that this proves (and that Gary Lee Burnore admits)
that the NC DPS record in question is his, 'Assault on
Female' conviction, Interstate Compact Offender listing,
and all.

Note that 'Assault' and 'Assault On Female' are not the
same thing. 'Assault On Female' encompasses domestic
abuse, sexual battery, etc., as North Carolina recognizes
two forms of assault... the regular "show of violence"
type, and a "serious mental injury" type. Burnore falls
into the second type, merely because NC didn't have an
identical statute that the NC ICAOS could charge him
with to reflect his CA conviction for molesting a minor,
and he had a good lawyer who worked hard to reclassify
Burnore's conviction in CA to as innocuous a conviction
as was possible in NC.

Note also that 'Assault On Female' in NC is a Class A1
misdemeanor, which is the most serious misdemeanor class.

Note also that in North Carolina, an 'Assault On Female'
arrest entails an automatic 48 hour mandatory jail hold
where the arrestee cannot bond out for that 48 hours,
handily disproving Burnore's claim that he never went to
jail for his actions.

That's why his NC DPS web page entry for his "Assault
On Female" conviction also has a "Sentence Type 3: DEPT
OF CORR DIV OF PRISONS" entry.

But we already knew Burnore is a liar, right?

Gary Lee Burnore's PGP-signed confessional post:
http://www.shmoo.com/mail/cypherpunks/jun99/msg00146.html

Gary Lee Burnore now disavows having made that
confessional PGP-signed post, and has for years asserted
that the child he was convicted of molesting either seduced
him into doing what he did, or sexually assaulted him as he
slept (he's made both claims), as well as claiming that
_none_ of it happened, that it was all a plot by someone
he'd harassed online, that he'd never spent any time in
prison... except he forgets his NC DPS record, and the CA
ICAOS listing reflected therein.

If you don't believe any of the above, you could always
call 408-261-5400 (Santa Clara Police Department Detective
Division) and ask to speak to a Brian Lane (badge: Lane
7281), the police officer who signed Burnore's arrest
warrant and prepared Burnore's Police
Narrative/Supplemental Report.

Or, you could call Paul Bick Nguyen (Nguyen Bich) at
408-288-9224. He was Burnore's attorney.

More reading material:
Message-ID: <***@anonymitaet-im-inter.net>
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/b7ab18a19c1d0bdc

Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/7911259ccad1dc09

Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/0830c4bd6ec481c7

Message-ID: <***@remailer.privacy.at>
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/50f591d0a4251e01

Message-ID: <k74fb5$s0e$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
https://groups.google.com/group/misc.legal/msg/bcc9cb11d8682c1f

Message-ID: <kipe34$nov$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=136424653700

Message-ID: <kiunju$dgm$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
https://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/ccb2d2ad36bca8d0

Message-ID: <ko6jdg$7gt$***@news.mixmin.net>
http://alt.usenet.kooks.narkive.com/vVlTBJjE/usenet-priority-0ne-1-news-reader-software-changes-potential-abuse-complaint-information-inside.3#post55

[r***@127.0.0.1]

On Tue, 09 Jun 2015 23:08:27 -0400, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Robert M. Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka DildoRider) of
5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as
thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again on Date: Tue, 09 Jun
No job to go to, Pwned Pissbum? LOL

Post by r***@127.0.0.1

Post by knoxy
Fakey asked me to prove that he is his own biggest fan and writes his
"I'm an upstanding and contributing member of society"
"That's me, classy all the way."
"That's me, classy all the way, baby"
"I'm highly respected in my community, I earn in
the top 2%, I'm an alderman, I contribute to several
socially beneficial institutions."
"Remember, I've had a friend"
"My wife will be back in a little over a week,
stupid. She and the kids have gone on learning vacations
every year since the first kid was two years old. Most times
I've gone with them, but I'm extremely busy building an
already successful business into a wildly successful
business right now.
That's why our kids are multilingual, intelligent,
well-traveled and precocious. Because we're engaged parents
who take an active interest in molding our children's
futures to facilitate success. My kids will be CEOs of their
own successful corporations, what with my expertise and
financial backing being there to help them launch and grow."
"The oldest already is co-CEO of his own corporation (me
being the other co-CEO, of course, as he's still under the
age at which he can enter into legally-binding contracts,
and thus needs a signatory)... he'll pay his own way in life
from the moment he goes to college, and he won't have to
slave at a minimum wage job to do so. He's already set in
life. Given that we've been careful to also instill a sound
moral base in our kids, I have every confidence that he'll
grow up to be an outstanding person who continues expanding
his income streams and opportunities throughout his life, as
well as contributing to society in meaningful ways."
"It says they're privileged, advantaged, have a father who
will see to it they stay on the straight and narrow because
he's an engaged parent actively involved in their lives,
who'll see to it that they use their talents and
intelligence to become successful."
"I have no mental problems. I've never taken anything
stronger than 325 mg of aspirin, even after I had foot
surgery for a broken sesamoid bone. I've been through the
toughest of times when I literally didn't have two pennies
to rub together, and I maintained my wit, dignity and class.
I built a real estate business that is growing at an
incredible rate with zero debt. I am raising six wonderful,
incredibly intelligent, precocious and well behaved kids. I
have a wife that most men would kill for."

Hilarious!

Yeah, it's hilarious that you're so pwned that you've now gone through
two full years of posts in the past 72 hours. LOL
Pwned. Fully, thoroughly, completely pwned. And jealous. And stalking
me.
<snicker>

alt.cesium does have a few years worth of posts being retained, innit?
not that many though. what's funny is that selecting a few random ones
and replying brings you bleating and calling me a "pied pipe of penis"
using your fat uncoordinated fingers. it seems like you even fucked up
faking your own poasts like a dumbass.
--
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...but that's not ALL:
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If my poasts are offensive to you, you can always block all From: headers
containing "***@127.0.0.1", unless you are an idiot who would like to
yammer about "morphing" and maybe try to lodge some frivolous complaints
to my news provider, then please be sure to ignore this helpful
information and have fun making an ass of yourself in public. :)

if that route of silencing those horrid opinions of mine that you
downloaded to your computer under duress doesn't work you can always try:
Loading Image...

Loading Image... <-- someone told me that this wordcloud
was my "tribute" to them without me even mentioning their name. it's
almost as if they "know" that they are a self-hating fag.

--

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus]

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Robert M. Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka DildoRider) of
5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as

Post by r***@127.0.0.1
On Tue, 09 Jun 2015 23:08:27 -0400, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Robert M. Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka DildoRider) of
5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as
thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again on Date: Tue, 09 Jun
No job to go to, Pwned Pissbum? LOL

<crickets> LOL

Post by r***@127.0.0.1

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus

Post by r***@127.0.0.1

Post by knoxy
Fakey asked me to prove that he is his own biggest fan and writes his
"I'm an upstanding and contributing member of society"
"That's me, classy all the way."
"That's me, classy all the way, baby"
"I'm highly respected in my community, I earn in
the top 2%, I'm an alderman, I contribute to several
socially beneficial institutions."
"Remember, I've had a friend"
"My wife will be back in a little over a week,
stupid. She and the kids have gone on learning vacations
every year since the first kid was two years old. Most times
I've gone with them, but I'm extremely busy building an
already successful business into a wildly successful
business right now.
That's why our kids are multilingual, intelligent,
well-traveled and precocious. Because we're engaged parents
who take an active interest in molding our children's
futures to facilitate success. My kids will be CEOs of their
own successful corporations, what with my expertise and
financial backing being there to help them launch and grow."
"The oldest already is co-CEO of his own corporation (me
being the other co-CEO, of course, as he's still under the
age at which he can enter into legally-binding contracts,
and thus needs a signatory)... he'll pay his own way in life
from the moment he goes to college, and he won't have to
slave at a minimum wage job to do so. He's already set in
life. Given that we've been careful to also instill a sound
moral base in our kids, I have every confidence that he'll
grow up to be an outstanding person who continues expanding
his income streams and opportunities throughout his life, as
well as contributing to society in meaningful ways."
"It says they're privileged, advantaged, have a father who
will see to it they stay on the straight and narrow because
he's an engaged parent actively involved in their lives,
who'll see to it that they use their talents and
intelligence to become successful."
"I have no mental problems. I've never taken anything
stronger than 325 mg of aspirin, even after I had foot
surgery for a broken sesamoid bone. I've been through the
toughest of times when I literally didn't have two pennies
to rub together, and I maintained my wit, dignity and class.
I built a real estate business that is growing at an
incredible rate with zero debt. I am raising six wonderful,
incredibly intelligent, precocious and well behaved kids. I
have a wife that most men would kill for."

Hilarious!

Yeah, it's hilarious that you're so pwned that you've now gone through
two full years of posts in the past 72 hours. LOL
Pwned. Fully, thoroughly, completely pwned. And jealous. And stalking
me.
<snicker>

alt.cesium does have a few years worth of posts being retained, innit?

And you've dived through them all in three short days. LOL

Pwned stalker.

Post by r***@127.0.0.1
not that many though. what's funny is that selecting a few

A few out of how many tens of thousands that you furiously read through
in trying to find any information about the guy kicking the living shit
out of you. LOL

Post by r***@127.0.0.1
random ones and replying

And bleating out butthurt replies to years-old posts because you're a
pwned kook in stalker mode, trending toward auto-froth mode. LOL

Post by r***@127.0.0.1
brings you bleating

Says the dildoriding brokeback doing exactly that. Defensive much, Poof?
LOL

Post by r***@127.0.0.1
and calling me a "pied piper of penis"

Truth hurts, huh. LOL

Now you bleat more, DildoRider.

<snicker>

Post by r***@127.0.0.1
using your fat uncoordinated fingers.

Butthurt spelling lame fanfic. LOL

Post by r***@127.0.0.1
it seems like you even fucked up faking your own
poasts like a dumbass.

Butthurt fanfic as a clumsy attempt at covering up your clumsy forging
of me with a huge tell which you're too stupid to figure out. LOL
--
Wherein I shred Burnore's version of events
(read: Burnore's lies) with the truth... liars lie, it's what
Convicted Child Molester Gary Lee 'DiddleTard' Burnore does:
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
<https://groups.google.com/forum/#!original/alt.usenet.kooks/Ejc0ZFJyF00/SpW4kc6UoUcJ>

Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
<https://groups.google.com/forum/#!original/alt.usenet.kooks/Ejc0ZFJyF00/SpW4kc6UoUcJ>

Message-ID: <kiunju$dgm$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
<https://groups.google.com/forum/#!original/alt.usenet.kooks/uCvjWySm7X8/0Ki8Nq3SsswJ>

Gary Lee Burnore
137 Meadowbrook Lane
Davidson, NC 28036

SSN: 316-70-3613
DOB: 10-13-1957
BORN: Southbend, IN

Operator of the Databasix.com NNTP server, and the
following domains:
netbasix.net
usfast.net
ncfast.net

Databasix.com was recently shut down and has purportedly
been bought and set up again by another person of similar
ilk as Gary Lee Burnore. Some believe it is Mr. Burnore,
under a false name.

Gary Lee Burnore was convicted of sexually molesting a minor
in 1997 in California.

Police Narrative Pages 1-7
http://bayimg.com/haNigAaBd
http://bayimg.com/hanIIaaBd
http://bayimg.com/HaNIlAabd
http://bayimg.com/hAnimaaBD
http://bayimg.com/IANIaaAbD
http://bayimg.com/iaNicaabd
http://bayimg.com/iAnidaabd

Gary Lee Burnore's police confession:
http://bayimg.com/PANCHAaBd

His conviction brought with it the requirement that he
register for life as a sexual offender in any state he
resided in:

Gary Lee Burnore's signed Sexual Offender Registration form:
http://bayimg.com/nanioAAbD

The above, zoomed in:
http://bayimg.com/OANiMAABD

Rather than face what he'd done, Gary Lee Burnore violated
his probation to avoid the consequences of his sexual
offender conviction and its lifetime registration
requirement. He secretly absconded from CA to NC; attempted
to evade his probation officer; failed to register as a
convicted sexual offender; failed to attend court-ordered
psychological counseling; and tried to evade paying victim
restitution. For his efforts, CA hauled him back into court
and petitioned to revoke his probation:

Petition To Revoke Probation Pages 1-3
http://bayimg.com/LaNihAaBd
http://bayimg.com/laniLAABd
http://bayimg.com/LANiOAabd

Because of an inconsistency in the legalese between the
California Interstate Compact for Adult Offender
Supervision (CA ICAOS) board and the NC ICAOS board, Gary
Lee Burnore was able to get his conviction pleaded down
to "Assault On Female" in North Carolina (except for that,
he'd be listed on the NC Department of Public Safety
website as a Convicted Sexual Offender, registered for
life as a sexual predator):

North Carolina Department Of Public Safety (NC DPS):
http://webapps6.doc.state.nc.us/opi/viewoffender.do?method=view&offenderID=0594483

Short URL:
http://goo.gl/FSN0W

You'll notice on the website directly above that Gary Lee
Burnore is listed as a "California Interstate Compact
Offender".

There are only three ways to get listed on the CA ICAOS
list:
Narcotics Offender
Arson Offender
Sexual Offender

Gary Lee Burnore, despite his denials, is a convicted
sexual offender, and we know this from the scanned
documents above, and because he REMAINS on the NC
Department of Public Safety website as a California
Interstate Compact Offender. If he were either of the
other two types of offender (Narcotics, Arson), he'd have
aged off the CA ICAOS list by now, but convicted sexual
offenders are listed for life.

Gary Lee Burnore has already admitted that the record on
that NC DPS page is his:

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Gary Lee Burnore describes why he got the reckless
driving conviction reflected in his NC DPS record:
"I did a reverse 180 and then a rolling burnout on a bet.
Naturally, cop saw me. Google Reverse 180. THEN google 66
Newport. You'll see why it was spectacular. Well worth
three days picking up leaves. ;)"

Note that this proves (and that Gary Lee Burnore admits)
that the NC DPS record in question is his, 'Assault on
Female' conviction, Interstate Compact Offender listing,
and all.

Note that 'Assault' and 'Assault On Female' are not the
same thing. 'Assault On Female' encompasses domestic
abuse, sexual battery, etc., as North Carolina recognizes
two forms of assault... the regular "show of violence"
type, and a "serious mental injury" type. Burnore falls
into the second type, merely because NC didn't have an
identical statute that the NC ICAOS could charge him
with to reflect his CA conviction for molesting a minor,
and he had a good lawyer who worked hard to reclassify
Burnore's conviction in CA to as innocuous a conviction
as was possible in NC.

Note also that 'Assault On Female' in NC is a Class A1
misdemeanor, which is the most serious misdemeanor class.

Note also that in North Carolina, an 'Assault On Female'
arrest entails an automatic 48 hour mandatory jail hold
where the arrestee cannot bond out for that 48 hours,
handily disproving Burnore's claim that he never went to
jail for his actions.

That's why his NC DPS web page entry for his "Assault
On Female" conviction also has a "Sentence Type 3: DEPT
OF CORR DIV OF PRISONS" entry.

But we already knew Burnore is a liar, right?

Gary Lee Burnore's PGP-signed confessional post:
http://www.shmoo.com/mail/cypherpunks/jun99/msg00146.html

Gary Lee Burnore now disavows having made that
confessional PGP-signed post, and has for years asserted
that the child he was convicted of molesting either seduced
him into doing what he did, or sexually assaulted him as he
slept (he's made both claims), as well as claiming that
_none_ of it happened, that it was all a plot by someone
he'd harassed online, that he'd never spent any time in
prison... except he forgets his NC DPS record, and the CA
ICAOS listing reflected therein.

If you don't believe any of the above, you could always
call 408-261-5400 (Santa Clara Police Department Detective
Division) and ask to speak to a Brian Lane (badge: Lane
7281), the police officer who signed Burnore's arrest
warrant and prepared Burnore's Police
Narrative/Supplemental Report.

Or, you could call Paul Bick Nguyen (Nguyen Bich) at
408-288-9224. He was Burnore's attorney.

More reading material:
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/b7ab18a19c1d0bdc

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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/7911259ccad1dc09

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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/0830c4bd6ec481c7

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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/50f591d0a4251e01

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https://groups.google.com/group/misc.legal/msg/bcc9cb11d8682c1f

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http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=136424653700

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https://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/ccb2d2ad36bca8d0

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